he wants to bone in the snuggie
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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