also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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