As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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