I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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