Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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