He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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