id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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