susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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