you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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