So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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