That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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