i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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