Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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