That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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