Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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