We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
All the doctor said was why
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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