well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
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