My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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