This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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