He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
