Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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