I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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