So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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