he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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