there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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