Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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she smelled like a LAN party
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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