I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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