Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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