You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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