So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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