just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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