i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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