Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
