i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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