Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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