im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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