I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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