I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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