so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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