You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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