hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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