***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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