Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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