Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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