You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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