I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She needs sedatives and a leash
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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