I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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