i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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