Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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