I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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