That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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