ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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