i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
P.S. I can't hear my feet
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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