I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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