Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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