He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Houston, we have a squirter
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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