this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Randomize
