Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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